jamjardines:

yes hello i would like a boyfriend now thank you

(Source: humptygocart, via stayjardine)

imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

(via lexstronghorns)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

someone saying that they’ve missed you

or that they appreciate you

or that something reminded them of you

basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them

(Source: jaclcfrost, via stayjardine)

wearentinthecrowd:

tour photos make me happy and fan photos make me happy bcos people met the artists that make them happy and live shows make me happy and bands make me happy (✿◠‿◠) ‏

(Source: princesscameronhurley, via theflavourofyourlips)

tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
2. FUCKIGN
3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

(via whitepeoplearentreal)

taekoyasuhiro:

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

(Source: mystia, via lightbane)

acquaint:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

(Source: attains, via tonightimalive)

(Source: isnorlax, via austincarlileofmice)

chricolfer:

i’m still pissed about a cinderella story like how couldn’t austin recognize sam in her fucking masquerade mask i’ve been annoyed since 2004

(Source: chricolfermoved, via rememberingsuunday)